Because the rise of women will mean your fall
Because you will be falling from your throne of lordship to a position of equality
Because you will have to get a paid maid now
Because when you say you ‘slept’ with her, it means she ‘slept’ with you too
Because I drink wine. Whatever, Jesus drank wine too
Because we have better men who have long embraced the better life. You can die a caveman if you want.
Because you think liberty and rampant criminality are not mutually exclusive
Because you are a coward
Because even though it’s a man’s world, you are still a boy
Goodbye is traditional
I am not saying that.
Go shit yourself, you smelly misogynist!
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